me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

(Source: davekrugman.com)

how to wake me up: you don't

meninvogue:
“Nick Jonas for Men’s Fitness
”

meninvogue:

Nick Jonas for Men’s Fitness

(Source: danger)